First draft
Say you don't like this dude.
And each day you stand on your dilapidated side of the fence and yell at him to leave.
Well-bunkered dude across the fence has no intention to leave.
This goes on, and on, and on.
One fine day, you decide it's time to get physical.
Dude across stands with a bazooka not yelling 'bring it on'.
What do you do?